What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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