is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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