whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
someone owes me an orgasm
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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