she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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