I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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