and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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