There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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