I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
