omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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