I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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