We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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