he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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