Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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