i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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