You really coming over, don't trick.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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