I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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