so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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