this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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