Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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