It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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