that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
you are never too drunk for berry picking
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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