Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
