Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize
