How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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