would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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