dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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