Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I love having hate sex.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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