Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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