And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
