Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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