come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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