you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
