Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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