Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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