And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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