He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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