do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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