My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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