Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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