All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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