yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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