"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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