ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Boobs are out for the taking
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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