problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
