i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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