Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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