Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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