apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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