Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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