even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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