some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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