real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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