is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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