If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
it glows. i had to have it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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