do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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